all eyes on me.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
i have a confession to make....for the last 16 years i have been on giant treadmill that scientists like to call "Life". its a disorder called chronic treadmilling. Altho it might sound like a huge problem, its really not. luckally i can diagnose this problem so you can get help. do you ever feel like your CONSTANTLY moving foreward but your not getting anywhere. well you might just be a chronic treadmiller. I KNOW i was shocked at first too. over 300,000,000 americans have this disorder, so you arent alone.
anyway i was just playing around.
where is my life going? im 16 years old and im a freshman in highschool AGAIN. i STILL have not met garry coleman. i only own 5 pairs of pants. my fish is sickly looking. my calender is still on February. i have film i need to develop from LAST year at pineywoods. i prolly have lung cancer. my printer is out of ink. i dont have a drivers liscenze. and my cellphone has ceazures. i find happieness in the misfortune of others. Schadenfreude...its a german word that means malicious pleasure. its wrong but its me.... i wish i was a kid again. we had no worries. we could get happieness from watching a mouse with an increadably high voice play with his dog....quite a few teenagers would claim that alcohol is the only thing that makes them happy. for a little while in my life thats what i would have told you. how in 10 years does one go from watching barney and drinking from a sippy cup to watching movies filled with sex & violence and drinking out of a shot glass? i mean growing up is one thing...and im not saying to go watch barney. but i think i grew up a little too fast. i met a girl yesterday. she has my same PE class but she is at the junior high. she was sitting on the track and somebody said hi to her and she turned around and said "you sorry SOB did i tell you that you could Fing talk to me. F you." i was personally shocked. but when i look back on my life i was just like that in 5th grade. its just weird. IDK... anyway im out...
...cameron...
