My day at walmart  

Saturday, December 19, 2009

**This post is a draft that was never posted and I posted all of them on the date that they were written without any edits or spell checking. Sorry for my illiteracy**

***Im actually pretty bummed that I never finished this. Its pretty funny. I still have the memory. One day I might finish it. I'll let you know.***

Notes to the reader.
I'm telling this story under the name Geodon Ausherman just cuz.
This entire blog was typed on my iPhone while I sat at McDonalds in Walmart. Now if everyone would grab your paper and a number 2 pencil we will begin.

So I've been at super Walmart for a good hour now waiting to get my oil changed. And trust me, it's not as fun as it sounds. I've come across many different types of people in the last hour and not 1 person has had even the smallest bit of normal in them. Maybe it's because I'm in orange or maybe it's just Walmart but whatever it is I wish it would stop... Here's where my journey starts. This morning I wake up around 2:30. Later than I had hoped because I needed to get an oil change before I drive to Houston Monday. Well I call modica brothers and they say if I can get there by 3 I'll get in. Well this was doable it was only 239 and everyone knows you can get from 160 Caldwell to 2425 N 16th street in exactly 18 minutes. Everyone does know that right? Anywayyy. So I get ready to leave and am in the car at 242 perfect. I'll get there right at 3. Well my debt card is missing. This just can't be, I HAVE TO GET MY OIL CHANGED. Ok let's pause here for a sec. I'm the kida guy who finds something he likes and sticks with it FOREVER! For instance, I only get gas at 1 gas station. I really do think that every gas station other than the chevron on the corner of 87 and 62 is going to have gas that will make my car explode. Honestly I do think that. The only place I will ever get body work done(on my car) is collision clinic in BC because they we're good now I have the mindset that's the only place I can go for the rest of my life. so you can see why It was so important for me to get my oil changed at modica. And play. I searched for my card everywhere for 4 minutes to the point I was in tears(ok not in tear but you get my drift) knowing that there was no way I was going to get to modica and I just couldn't get my oil changed today. At 2:58 I finally gave up, I knew there was no way I would get there. So just as I give up I lean over and the car is next to the seat of my car(at this point Ive already cussed out my mom and everything) I was pissed. So sitting there Im thinking well maybe Walmart. This was really hard for me to do. Te only place I have ever went is modica. So i finally cave knowing that im about to get a walmart brand oil change. So i pull up and im a little impressed at the fact that they are open until 8 on Saturdays. NOW IT GETS GOOD...
So i walk in and get in line, not knowing that as i get in line a guy was going to drive his car right into the oil change line. im waiting and she says even tho you were here first i have to let him go because its against our policy to make him move(fret not, that policy will be changing after i call 800-walmart) so im BEYOND pissed. so after he goes in she starts asking me questions about my life... why i had to do defensive driving, why my car went into the shop, where i went to school. im like, lady with 2 teeth BACK OFF! so she gives me my ticket and says itll be 30 minutes. Im like ok thats fast. well an hour later here i am writing this blog. I went and got in line to get some food from the deli. Its exciting because walmart has the most amazing BBQ boneless wings. I walk up and there is a very nice looking african american woman working the counter.
me-"Id like a plate lunch with 2 sides please".
african american woman-"Weew you no it be fo dollas?".
me-"yes mam i still want it."
african american woman-rolls eyes"Whateva"
I turned around to the lady behind me and said "am i in the twilight zone right now" and she says "no sir your at walmart" Thanks again for the laugh Brenda. lol.
african american woman-"Wut kinda meat you wont?"
me-"BBQ boneless wings please"
african american woman-"k wut sides you wont? and dont even ask fo bunaina puddin cuz day aint be lettin us give dat out."

-To be continued-

Im Tired and My Neck Hurts!  

Saturday, July 25, 2009

i figured i wouldnt get you excited for a really positive blog so i just gave away the fact that im cranky in the title.




its been storming for like a week. sucks for our yard(or whats left of one) but really good for storm chasing and taking some good pictures. it got so bad one day that i almost slammed into the back of a truck i had to swerve really fast to the shoulder. i went down 87 driving 45 miles the whole way to orange from bridge city. it wasnt the best time ever. im about to enroll in school. the art institute of Pittsburgh. its an online division on the AI. i wouldnt be going to pittsburgh. maybe for graduation. i decided im taking the graphic design road. i would have made crap loads more money as a pharmacist but i just cant do it. i cant work in retail for the rest of my life...lol. OHHH i got the fuse in my car replaced(well i went to walmart and bought some). so now i can listen to my iphone while i drive. i got a go groove flex pod(i think thats what its called). anyway. its the best thing that ever happened to me. it doesnt have a bad sound at all and it overpowers whatevers on the radio so hardly no static at all. i found that i listen to different types of music depending on my mood. for example, one day at work a customer had a misunderstanding and thought i was making fun of him(or her) and had family members call all the way up the cvs ladder and try to get me in trouble. doesnt really matter. i was in a REALLY bad mood so i drove around for 20 minutes after i got off work and listend to Marylin Manson. The next day i had a pretty good day and i got off and listend to matt west(if you dont know who that is you suck). well thats really all i have to say. a bunch of nothing.

yes im still alive.
dont worry.
still kickin after all these years.
still takin requests.
still makin trouble.

ok im much to tired. i think im a little delirious.
☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮
...Cameron...
☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮

updatezzzzz FTW!  

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

ok so i have a strict pattern that i like to follow...
blog often, blog less, get caught up in life, blog never.
its a vicious cycle.
anyway ive been up to a lot lately. i got a job. i got a car. i got a loan. i paid my loan. twice. thats about it. i havent taken pictures in a while. i really wanna start my 365 days back. i think i only got to day 9. i really wanna start and finish it this time. i think after i settle a little bit with the job and all of that crap ill do just that. dont hold me to that promise as of now tho. i wouldnt want you to be mad at me a month from now. vacation is in 5 weeks. im STOKED! i cant wait. its really much needed. san antonio again... i like S.A. ill post a prevacablog(that meant something in my mind.)OOH blake is in town. ive missed her. i havent seen her yet tho:( . its ok. the week is over soon. and we shall hang. today was a good day for the most part. no complaints. i am just really ready for a break. i dont even really work that much. mexico should be fun. i hope we dont sink. really. that would suck BAD. i doubt that would happen. they have been cruising people around for years. they prolly have the hang of it by now. alright well its about 2 now so i need to go to bed. goodnight yall.

im gunna try to start blogging a lot more often. i was thinking about daily updates but thats what a twitter is for. weekly is good.

well see.

Cameron.


ps. i love how when im done with these every other word is underlined in red. i need an editor.

UPDATEZZZ  

Friday, April 24, 2009

**This post is a draft that was never posted and I posted all of them on the date that they were written without any edits or spell checking. Sorry for my illiteracy**


HEY GUYS...
or the 2 of you that read this.
just a little update on my life.
YES, i am still alive. contrary to popular belief.ANYWAY.
so a few new things in my life...
1. i got a new job which im REALLYYY excited about.
im a pharmacy technician at CVS. so yes i did just move from one pharmacy corp to the other but CVS pays better and i get better benefits. its kinda exciting just because its a career. they train me to get certified and then once im certified ill make 14-17 dollars an hour.
2. i kinda quit school. i transferred to parkview. its a home school that lets you work at your own pace on your own time. i think its great because i get to graduate on time so thats pretty freakin awesome. may 18th baby. you should all send me money so i can buy a new stereo for my car because mine is crap.

3. speaking of my car,,, I GOTTA CAR! its an 05 mazda tribute. i like it A WHOLE LOT. her name is Eunice. she is perfect with the exception of my stereo. the CD player doesn't work. or the actual radio. but there is an awesome in dash gps im looking at that is great but expensive. anywhosal. i guess thats all. i really just wanted to update you guys and gals on meh life at the moment but there really isnt much to it. i guess ill be getting with yall more later. im busy trying to graduate and stuff so ya know.



alright guys

project 365....  

Monday, January 19, 2009

im starting this project. its called project 365.

this is what i do.
i take a picture that represents my day(what im doing, who im with, where im at).
ANYWAY... i take 1 picture for each day of the next 365 days and i can look back at everything one year from now and it will be awesome.

ill give you an example....

http://flickr.com/photos/26236264@N07/sets/72157604918555396/


thanks.
support me.
dont get pissed if i take your picture... :)

UPDATE:
here is a link to my flickr in case you were wondering.
http://flickr.com/photos/imjustcameron/

i REALLLY like this girl.  

Monday, January 5, 2009



And dont forget to check out my new flickr badge and check out my pictures.

i promice ill ad more layta.

flickr.com/photos/imjustcameron