Im Just Cameron. This is my Blog.

**This post is a draft that was never posted and I posted all of them on the date that they were written without any edits or spell checking. Sorry for my illiteracy**

***Im actually pretty bummed that I never finished this. Its pretty funny. I still have the memory. One day I might finish it. I'll let you know.***

Notes to the reader.
I'm telling this story under the name Geodon Ausherman just cuz.
This entire blog was typed on my iPhone while I sat at McDonalds in Walmart. Now if everyone would grab your paper and a number 2 pencil we will begin.

So I've been at super Walmart for a good hour now waiting to get my oil changed. And trust me, it's not as fun as it sounds. I've come across many different types of people in the last hour and not 1 person has had even the smallest bit of normal in them. Maybe it's because I'm in orange or maybe it's just Walmart but whatever it is I wish it would stop... Here's where my journey starts. This morning I wake up around 2:30. Later than I had hoped because I needed to get an oil change before I drive to Houston Monday. Well I call modica brothers and they say if I can get there by 3 I'll get in. Well this was doable it was only 239 and everyone knows you can get from 160 Caldwell to 2425 N 16th street in exactly 18 minutes. Everyone does know that right? Anywayyy. So I get ready to leave and am in the car at 242 perfect. I'll get there right at 3. Well my debt card is missing. This just can't be, I HAVE TO GET MY OIL CHANGED. Ok let's pause here for a sec. I'm the kida guy who finds something he likes and sticks with it FOREVER! For instance, I only get gas at 1 gas station. I really do think that every gas station other than the chevron on the corner of 87 and 62 is going to have gas that will make my car explode. Honestly I do think that. The only place I will ever get body work done(on my car) is collision clinic in BC because they we're good now I have the mindset that's the only place I can go for the rest of my life. so you can see why It was so important for me to get my oil changed at modica. And play. I searched for my card everywhere for 4 minutes to the point I was in tears(ok not in tear but you get my drift) knowing that there was no way I was going to get to modica and I just couldn't get my oil changed today. At 2:58 I finally gave up, I knew there was no way I would get there. So just as I give up I lean over and the car is next to the seat of my car(at this point Ive already cussed out my mom and everything) I was pissed. So sitting there Im thinking well maybe Walmart. This was really hard for me to do. Te only place I have ever went is modica. So i finally cave knowing that im about to get a walmart brand oil change. So i pull up and im a little impressed at the fact that they are open until 8 on Saturdays. NOW IT GETS GOOD...
So i walk in and get in line, not knowing that as i get in line a guy was going to drive his car right into the oil change line. im waiting and she says even tho you were here first i have to let him go because its against our policy to make him move(fret not, that policy will be changing after i call 800-walmart) so im BEYOND pissed. so after he goes in she starts asking me questions about my life... why i had to do defensive driving, why my car went into the shop, where i went to school. im like, lady with 2 teeth BACK OFF! so she gives me my ticket and says itll be 30 minutes. Im like ok thats fast. well an hour later here i am writing this blog. I went and got in line to get some food from the deli. Its exciting because walmart has the most amazing BBQ boneless wings. I walk up and there is a very nice looking african american woman working the counter.
me-"Id like a plate lunch with 2 sides please".
african american woman-"Weew you no it be fo dollas?".
me-"yes mam i still want it."
african american woman-rolls eyes"Whateva"
I turned around to the lady behind me and said "am i in the twilight zone right now" and she says "no sir your at walmart" Thanks again for the laugh Brenda. lol.
african american woman-"Wut kinda meat you wont?"
me-"BBQ boneless wings please"
african american woman-"k wut sides you wont? and dont even ask fo bunaina puddin cuz day aint be lettin us give dat out."

-To be continued-